1.) Trying to justify the ridiculously high price you paid for that cocktail. (“It was just £17, which is really good when you think about it…” No… it isn’t. 🙂 )
2.) Throwing all the rules of decency out of the window when a free seat opens up on a crowded train
3.) Thinking that a wait of more than 2 minutes for the next train on the tube is absolutely preposterous…
4.) Not fully understanding how the London M&M’s World makes any money
5.) Developing a knack for creating wardrobe space practically out of thin air!
6.) Huffing and puffing in exasperation when walking behind someone who’s walking at a leisurely pace…
7.) Awkwardly “hugging” a stranger (albeit unwillingly) in a crowded train (*shrug* it was either that or being late so…)
8.) Being genuinely surprised (perhaps even shocked) at the prices in Whole Foods but gone ahead and paid for it anyway…
9.) Becoming an expert at showing everyone on Facebook how much fun you’re having in London. In truth, you’re sat at home watching TV on most nights (and you’re quite pleased about it too!)
10.) Waking up after a night out up horrified when you realise how much you spent the night before…